Monday, 14 March 2011

Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?

Please answer, i want to know what you think. And Kellen, don't say because Sam said so.

Please Note

The only people who teach health scare me

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Please Note: the folowing story has no relevance whatsover

Once there was a monkey. This monkey had a bazooka. The monkey blew up the tree of Orlando the Orangutan. He blew up the nest of Gloria the gorilla. He blew up the tent of a wildlife observer. He even blew up the house of Bob the baboon. All the monkeys and apes, for most of the above mentioned are apes, picked up Monkey, tossed him into a zoo, and threw away his bazooka. Then, in the middle of the night, a panda found his bazooka, and went on the rampage at the public zoo.

THE END

Health, and how to be good listeners

In health, we were discussing what it is like to be good listeners. You need to make eye contact, nod appreciatively, and give feedback. If you are not a good listener you: doze off, zone out, nod appreciatively, doodle and numerous other things. All those qualities were being practiced by all students in the class. This either means that everyone is a genius, or the teacher needs to change how she teaches.

How to not give change

Ask, "Do you want change?"

Bake Sale

OK, at my church we were performing a skit, and were having a bake sale afterwords for and organization. It was quite fun and I wrote the script. Afterwords, we had two tables full of brownies and other things, and by the end we were all out. We raised over $100. This is totally insane. We thought that we would have a lot of food left over, and we were sooooooooooo shocked.